tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88285956944471295412012-01-21T14:05:06.324-08:00If you're looking for a dog, my cousin's available.Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-33984896533902363582010-12-17T20:02:00.001-08:002010-12-17T20:02:42.005-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/TQwyXN_PpKI/AAAAAAAAAFE/n3I4CAvM4d4/s1600/cuttle%2Bfuck.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 296px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/TQwyXN_PpKI/AAAAAAAAAFE/n3I4CAvM4d4/s320/cuttle%2Bfuck.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5551867815114286242" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-3398489653390236358?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-29119242887749936332010-03-13T03:47:00.000-08:002010-03-14T08:06:15.931-07:00<img src="http://citypaper.net/blogs/criticalmass/files/2010/03/6a00d8341bfc7553ef01310f8800d9970c-500wi.jpeg"></img><br /><br /><a href="http://citypaper.net/blogs/criticalmass/2010/03/12/is-the-irony-of-a-betty-draper-barbie-too-much-to-handle/">I'll take eight!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-2911924288774993633?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-65159914338932551592010-03-03T21:37:00.001-08:002010-03-09T22:15:15.757-08:00...how hard Lil' Wayne would have fought for an appeal if his sentence was a couple of thousand hours of picking up trash and painting over graffiti instead of jail time.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-6515991433893255159?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-67060805667848592010-02-22T22:25:00.001-08:002010-02-23T21:38:13.137-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S4OAgM8yA8I/AAAAAAAAACU/vWwagV3ckKk/s1600-h/2.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 248px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S4OAgM8yA8I/AAAAAAAAACU/vWwagV3ckKk/s320/2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441334065514021826" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />One night after a Boy Scout meeting, my pap, his pap, my brother Timothy and I were having dinner at Home Town Buffet (they had some damn good bread pudding). We were talking about middle names.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pap</span>: We made Timothy's middle name "John" after Judy's father, and we gave Daniel "José after you."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Grandpa</span>: My name isn't José.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pap</span>: What?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Grandpa</span>: My name is Joe. Not José.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pap</span>: But you're Mexican...<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Grandpa</span>: So? Why can't my name be Joe?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Pap</span>: ...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-6706080566784859?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-42868074099509894072010-02-21T02:49:00.000-08:002010-02-21T21:04:05.160-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S4EQHr8xvEI/AAAAAAAAACE/JZN7A9bgaPE/s1600-h/ddd1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 248px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S4EQHr8xvEI/AAAAAAAAACE/JZN7A9bgaPE/s320/ddd1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5440647549083040834" /></a> I wish that Dolly Parton and Steve Martin song was better. Still, she sounds great and it's a fine album overall.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-4286807409950989407?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-14909743527073101332010-02-16T21:17:00.001-08:002010-02-23T21:36:58.808-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S3uKcLnYQRI/AAAAAAAAAB8/9oOSQt2F0wM/s1600-h/black.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 257px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S3uKcLnYQRI/AAAAAAAAAB8/9oOSQt2F0wM/s320/black.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439093191738933522" /></a><br />I bet it's great.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-1490974352707310133?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-28176628039140208012010-02-13T18:35:00.000-08:002010-02-13T18:57:51.623-08:00I take off my cleats<br />Smells evaporate off feet<br />While squishing your teats<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-2817662803914020801?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-72918320172877009302010-02-11T17:07:00.000-08:002010-02-16T00:05:00.470-08:00<a href="http://www.92y.org/shop/92Tri_event_detail.asp?category=92Tri+92YTribeca+Film888&productid=T-MM5FF05">A screening of old Sesame St. shorts by one of my favorite animators, Al Jarnow. </a> <br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pg1a2Kwi67U&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Pg1a2Kwi67U&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-7291832017287700930?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-13767049494035796012010-02-08T17:53:00.000-08:002010-02-13T14:22:16.654-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S3DA-bRx07I/AAAAAAAAABs/3jwNeR0K82g/s1600-h/TMIT1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 247px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S3DA-bRx07I/AAAAAAAAABs/3jwNeR0K82g/s320/TMIT1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436056928942937010" /></a><br />Every monday another reason why you're luckier than I am.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-1376704949403579601?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-32040410071963435812010-02-04T21:36:00.000-08:002010-02-05T16:05:07.142-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HgM6NSqi98c&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HgM6NSqi98c&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-3204041007196343581?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-25516235447504180982010-02-02T22:25:00.000-08:002010-02-12T22:10:21.274-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S2kdi1GqXdI/AAAAAAAAABA/GvYxsJqF6sA/s1600-h/img002.1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 245px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S2kdi1GqXdI/AAAAAAAAABA/GvYxsJqF6sA/s320/img002.1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433906909606993362" /></a><br /><br />All I want to do is drink white wine and watch 30 Rock.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-2551623544750418098?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8828595694447129541.post-75848670312223925332010-01-31T21:51:00.000-08:002010-02-13T18:39:35.861-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S2ZtE7A4JLI/AAAAAAAAAAw/rt6nkI1djiQ/s1600-h/img001.1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 252px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8zq5ODU7vw4/S2ZtE7A4JLI/AAAAAAAAAAw/rt6nkI1djiQ/s320/img001.1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433149931797357746" /></a> <br /><br />Well, three are left.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8828595694447129541-7584867031222392533?l=sourbastardcomics.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Daniel José Matahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12398774416893923998noreply@blogger.com1